Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Bechara Sunny Deol

          It was engagement of Amrish Puri’s Daughter. I was alone. I saw many superstars there. I found my favorite Sunny Deol trying not coming to anyone’s notice. I was happy in myself that I am in front of Sunny though he is not recognizing me, obviously, even if he was in my dream. Sunny was with someone, who was not a celebrity.
          After sometime Amrish came out of some room and started talking to the Pundit. But Amrish was not like a villain but like a good father. Sunny shouted “Amrish Puri, mein tujhe zinda nahi chhodunga” and he with the other person ran to Amrish to attack him. But Amrish’s bodyguard shot hundreds of bullets on Sunny and the other person and they died on the spot.
          But other than me and two bodyguards of Amrish, no one else cared that Sunny attacked Amrish or Sunny is dead. One bodyguard said, “Sunny is my favorite hero but I am very sorry about killing him because of duty”. I felt very bad that the hero we see in TV who never die even hit by hundred bullets or who alone fights with whole Pakistani army is lying dead this way.
          Then Amrish asked the Pundit, “Shaadi kii tareekh kya rakhein”. Then all of sudden Sunny woke up from dead and shouted,”Tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh” and ran towards Amrish again. One of the bodyguards said, “Sunny Sir, yeh mera favorite dialogue hai”. Amrish asked his men to shoot him and silence him. Then the two bodyguard shot bullets on the neck of Sunny to silence him.
          Amrish completed his chat with the Pundit and went outside the hall. I said to the two bodyguards, ”Yaar, mujhe Sunny ko yeh haal mein dekh kar bahut dukh ho raha hai”. Sunny again got up and ran behind Amrish outside the hall. I slowly got up and went outside to see how he will kill Amrish when the bodyguards were inside chatting with me, who can protect Amrish now. When I reached outside I found Sunny lying on the road and nobody even cared to look at him. Amrish had two more bodyguards, outside the hall, who shot him this time.
          I moved toward him slowly in no hurry.  I was happy that Sunny is as strong as he is shown in film. He stood up several times even after so many bullets but body has limits anyone will die after so many bullets. While I was going towards Sunny, I saw Diya Mirza and with her was Neha Pai of Onmobile. I was shocked to see Neha Pai with Diya Mirza but I did not care, my hero Sunny was dying. Neha smiled when she passed by but I was in no mood to return the smile. I just passed her without giving her much importance.
          I and the same two bodyguards who were fan of Sunny were chatting again on Sunny’s body. I asked,”Why does Sunny wanted to kill Amrish?” They said, “They had problems since the time of Damini”. When he uttered Damini, Sunny stood up again and ran towards him shouting "Damineeeeeee". Amrish was moving towards door of another room or hall. Amrish did not turn, he kept moving ahead.
          The two bodyguards with me removed their pistols and tried to shoot Sunny again. But this time, I wanted Sunny to somehow succeed in killing Amrish. So I grabbed one bodyguard’s hand and changed the direction of about to shoot pistol to other bodyguard and killed him. Then I turned his hand towards him and pressed the trigger and killed that bodyguard as well. The other two bodyguard of Amrish tried to kill Sunny. But I took the pistol and shot the two bodyguards by headshots taking aims close to Sunny shoulder.
          Sunny ran and jumped on Amrish and both fell inside hardly pushing and breaking the door. I was happy that finally Sunny will kill Amrish. Then someone touched me from behind. I, without seeing behind, shot the person who touched me, in stomach. Then I heard a girl shouting behind me. When I turned, I saw it was Diya Mirza who shouted and it was Neha Pai who I shot.

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