Ensure near 100% safety towards pregnancy with condoms

Since the time I started using condoms, I had a post-sex routine to ensure 100% safety towards pregnancy with condoms which also provides some empathy towards maids who clean the dustbin. I thought everyone does the same. That's why it did not seem to me, a big thing. But my wife was shocked when she saw me doing the routine. I told her it might be common. I used to see condoms thrown on the roads filled with semen. I thought they were the careless ones. I talked to few of my friends what they do after sex, everyone said they rest, then throw the condom in the dustbin and then clean up. No one mentioned anything close to what I do. I realized that condoms are supposed to be only 97% safe because of lack of this routine.

I think my routine might help many condom users, just that users should not be disgusted by their own semen.

My process goes like this:
1. I don't tear the condom wrapper completely while wearing and keep it safe.
2. After sex, I rest for some time with the condom on, go to the bathroom with the condom still on, taking the wrapper along with me.
3. Fill the condom with water to some extent and throw the water + semen in the pot. I repeat it 3-4 times ensuring the condom is clean.
4. Then I fill the condom again with water again to check for any leaks in a condom.
5. I put the condom back into the wrapper semi-sealed and throw into the dustbin. This is the part of empathy towards maids.

If there is a leak in the condom while step 3 or 4:
a. I buy an iPill as soon as possible.
b. iPill doesn't provide 100% guarantee though, but taking them asap might help in minimizing the risk.
c. I wait for the next period cycle which iPill might delay it 3-4 days.
d. If there is any further delay, I have a pregnancy test or contact a doctor.

Got an opportunity to help someone by accident

Something interesting happened today.

I and Deepak were on his bike. Deepak saw a lot of 500 and 100 notes scattered on the road. He stopped immediately and dropped me to collect the notes and ran behind some bike. I quickly got down, collected all the money, also asked others who had collected some, to give it to me. Meanwhile, Deepak accelerated his bike. Deepak saw one guy was checking his pocket while riding his Scooty. Deepak chased him and asked him whether he had many 500 rupee notes.   Deepak brought him back to the location and we gave all the money in front of others to him. After seeing this, people started giving money by themselves to me saying we had also looted some but after seeing a good job from me and Deepak, they also returned it to me. And we gave all the money to the right person. He had 8000 with him, though he can only find 7000.

It was extremely rare incidence.

We were coming via a different route, through DRDO, to avoid policemen and he picked me up on the way by chance and all this happened. Also, there was no plan to meet. He did not even need to pick me up and also his phone was busy when I called to inform him that I am done with the interview. Had it been I coming by cab or had there been someone else or some other biker was single on the bike, the man would not have got his money back. Initially, Deepak thought the notes were leaves and later he saw 500 printed on a leaf. That's when he realised those were notes. Luckily, Deepak's mind worked well that he dropped me immediately and ran his bike behind finding the man. Had there be no policemen on our actual way, we would not have come through DRDO. Some credit goes to the policemen as well.

We really felt awesome doing a good job today and inspiring others to do the same.

Nitin