When you live in Delhi-NCR, you will frequently travel in Metro. Whenever I travel, I don't prefer to sit unless many seats are empty. I don't prefer to sit because there is always a person in the Metro who needs the seat more than me.
3 days ago, I was travelling in Metro from Noida to Gurgaon in morning peak time. This is the longest possible route in Delhi Metro which involves switching Metro at Rajiv Chowk. I had no dinner previous night, no breakfast that morning and no sleep the whole night. I went standing from Noida City Center to Rajiv Chowk. By then I was very much exhausted by standing for an hour. I got into the Metro which goes to Huda City Center. Again I got no seat. I started getting drained of energy. I was about to faint. But luckily 2 Metro Stations later somebody got up from a seat to get down at Central Secretariat. I sat down on the seat and started feeling relaxed.
I would have been seated not more than 5 minutes, a lady came in front of me, expecting me to vacate the seat for her, but she did not say anything. I was not in a condition to leave the seat. I still considered her. First in a legal way. I saw above me to see whether it was a reserved seat for ladies. No, 2 seats beside me were but this one was not. Second as a moral responsibility. I saw her whether she was old, handicap or ill or at least whether she needs the seat more than me. Nothing worked in her favor. So I decided I will sit as long as I need to get some energy and then get up, because I knew I still will be in the Metro for more than 45 minutes.
I sat 5 more minutes regaining energy. By that time, the lady kept making the psst sound every 10 seconds to show her irritation. After 5 minutes I got up and she sat down. After few minutes her colleagues got in and they started talking some shit. Then something I overheard in their conversation. The lady was saying that she doesn't travel in ladies compartment because she doesn't get seat there. In general compartment, someone always vacate seat for her. Hello, I am still nearby.
Since then I realized this is a very inhuman trend to vacate seat for ladies, even if it is not a ladies seat. Vacate seat for anyone who needs it more than you. Be that person an elderly, or handicap, or even another lady who needs it. But not for a perfectly healthy daily Metro traveler and that too when you desperately need it. I shouldn't have got up, just to teach the lady a lesson.
Monday, August 17, 2015
Friday, August 14, 2015
I am a follower of Aradhe Maa too
First Draft
I used to wonder how can millions of people be so dumb that they are followers of Taki Sawant Part 2. From the time I found out the reason why they follow Aradhe Maa, even I am a hardcore follower of the godwoman. Aradhe Maa indulges in sexually provocative activities with her male followers and even grabs their private parts. Wow. It's a heavenly experience to have a quality time, even for few seconds, with a god-woman.
Last week I went to Kandivali for some work. I could see huge posters of her satsang. As she was in news for various reasons, I was curious to see her in person, though I considered her followers idiots. I took VIP ticket to her satsang and reached to the 3rd floor of high class people. After some time Aradhe Maa came dancing and ran to the stage hugging-kissing her known ones. I was stunned to see this that all I heard in news was true. She found a new face in the VIPs i.e. me. She came to me and sat on my lap. She asked my introduction, but before I could say anything she hugged my face and buried it into her breast. I, someway, found my way out to breathe and uttered her name. "Yes, take my name", she gasped and planted a deep kiss for around 10 seconds. Right from that moment I fell in love with Aradhe Maa. That was the most pleasurable moment of my life. Aradhe Maa is so caring and innocent. She is a woman herself and so she might have needs too. Who else will she turn for help, other than her followers?
Later Addition
The above incident is not true, but I send the link of the First Draft to Aradhe Maa herself for fun. She was so high that day that she could not even recollect that this incident did not even happen and offered me 1 crore rupees just to delete the post. And this way we got funding for our startup awesummly.
PS: The whole thing is just another Bakchodi while drinking. Aradhe Maa is as pure and pious as Taki Sawant. And we still have no funding.
I used to wonder how can millions of people be so dumb that they are followers of Taki Sawant Part 2. From the time I found out the reason why they follow Aradhe Maa, even I am a hardcore follower of the godwoman. Aradhe Maa indulges in sexually provocative activities with her male followers and even grabs their private parts. Wow. It's a heavenly experience to have a quality time, even for few seconds, with a god-woman.
Last week I went to Kandivali for some work. I could see huge posters of her satsang. As she was in news for various reasons, I was curious to see her in person, though I considered her followers idiots. I took VIP ticket to her satsang and reached to the 3rd floor of high class people. After some time Aradhe Maa came dancing and ran to the stage hugging-kissing her known ones. I was stunned to see this that all I heard in news was true. She found a new face in the VIPs i.e. me. She came to me and sat on my lap. She asked my introduction, but before I could say anything she hugged my face and buried it into her breast. I, someway, found my way out to breathe and uttered her name. "Yes, take my name", she gasped and planted a deep kiss for around 10 seconds. Right from that moment I fell in love with Aradhe Maa. That was the most pleasurable moment of my life. Aradhe Maa is so caring and innocent. She is a woman herself and so she might have needs too. Who else will she turn for help, other than her followers?
Later Addition
The above incident is not true, but I send the link of the First Draft to Aradhe Maa herself for fun. She was so high that day that she could not even recollect that this incident did not even happen and offered me 1 crore rupees just to delete the post. And this way we got funding for our startup awesummly.
PS: The whole thing is just another Bakchodi while drinking. Aradhe Maa is as pure and pious as Taki Sawant. And we still have no funding.
Wednesday, August 12, 2015
UBER RAPE
My friend Rohit booked a cab from Gurgaon to Noida at night 1AM. The cab driver was a big fat Haryanwi and had no expression on his face. Rohit was scared of him in the beginning but he made him comfortable by adjusting his seat and pulling the seat belt. Most of the roads were empty and desolated. Rohit fell asleep after 5-10 minutes.
Driver took a sharp left turn and bumped the car on the speed breaker. Rohit jumped from his seat and landed on the driver's lap. Rohit got angry on his rash driving in the beginning, but then he saw he was in an isolated road, people find unsafe at night. He also realised he is on the driver's lap and something was pricking his butt from below. The driver had unzipped his pants and must be preparing for something.
Rohit tried to standup and run from the driver's lap but driver held him and pulled him on his lap. Rohit's pant tore off from behind and the driver's dick got stuck in his ass. He tried to run again but driver pulled him again. Everything was happening so fast that it was like Rohit is pounding on the driver's dick. The driver was also moving fast. Rohit saw the driver's face. The driver was having a grin on his face. The driver had put the gear on neutral setting speed of around 30kmph that it doesn't stop.
Rohit knew he couldn't avoid the rape, so he decided to co-operate. Rohit stopped trying to run and stood still. With that even the pounding stopped. The shouted on Rohit, "What are you doing?". Rohit got scared and started jumping on his dick again. The driver got pissed off, applied the brakes and opened car's door. Rohit was even more scared that many more of the driver's friends will come in and rape him.
The driver slowly slide his lap below Rohit and got out of the car. Rohit tried to get up but he found the driver's dick was still stuck in his ass. What the fuck! He slowly moved up and switched on the light to see that it was the gear that was stuck in his ass and he was jumping on the gear box. He also found out that it was not the driver who was pulling him when he tried to run but the seat belt.
Rohit came out of the car and he was very embarrassed to look at the driver's face. The driver was silent. Rohit felt stupid and raped by a gear box. His pant and underwear were torn. After a minute of panting with pain, he finally spoke up, "Boss, take me back from where we came. I need to change."
PS: This is just a Bakchodi, Rohit, Sumit and I had after drinking.
Driver took a sharp left turn and bumped the car on the speed breaker. Rohit jumped from his seat and landed on the driver's lap. Rohit got angry on his rash driving in the beginning, but then he saw he was in an isolated road, people find unsafe at night. He also realised he is on the driver's lap and something was pricking his butt from below. The driver had unzipped his pants and must be preparing for something.
Rohit tried to standup and run from the driver's lap but driver held him and pulled him on his lap. Rohit's pant tore off from behind and the driver's dick got stuck in his ass. He tried to run again but driver pulled him again. Everything was happening so fast that it was like Rohit is pounding on the driver's dick. The driver was also moving fast. Rohit saw the driver's face. The driver was having a grin on his face. The driver had put the gear on neutral setting speed of around 30kmph that it doesn't stop.
Rohit knew he couldn't avoid the rape, so he decided to co-operate. Rohit stopped trying to run and stood still. With that even the pounding stopped. The shouted on Rohit, "What are you doing?". Rohit got scared and started jumping on his dick again. The driver got pissed off, applied the brakes and opened car's door. Rohit was even more scared that many more of the driver's friends will come in and rape him.
The driver slowly slide his lap below Rohit and got out of the car. Rohit tried to get up but he found the driver's dick was still stuck in his ass. What the fuck! He slowly moved up and switched on the light to see that it was the gear that was stuck in his ass and he was jumping on the gear box. He also found out that it was not the driver who was pulling him when he tried to run but the seat belt.
Rohit came out of the car and he was very embarrassed to look at the driver's face. The driver was silent. Rohit felt stupid and raped by a gear box. His pant and underwear were torn. After a minute of panting with pain, he finally spoke up, "Boss, take me back from where we came. I need to change."
PS: This is just a Bakchodi, Rohit, Sumit and I had after drinking.
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