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Startup World - Problem before Solution

You have a technology solution and then you are finding out the problems it can solve. You should work on finding a problem first, then find a solution. This is what every mentor we met till date have told us. Though they are enlightening us the way startup industry works. But I have a different view about it. In problem first approach, first of all the problem must be worth solving. Secondly solving the problem must be feasible. Many problems worth solving are not solvable due to constraints and infeasibility. Just to over exaggerate, my biggest problem is the mistakes I did in the past that I regret. I want to correct them. For that I need to go back in the past and stop myself from doing them. So the solution is building a product which can take me back in time. I want to make a time machine. Lol. I work in a reverse way. I analyse myself about what I am capable of doing. I see for problems I can solve later.

I am a follower of Aradhe Maa too

First Draft         I used to wonder how can millions of people be so dumb that they are followers of Taki Sawant Part 2. From the time I found out the reason why they follow Aradhe Maa, even I am a hardcore follower of the godwoman. Aradhe Maa indulges in sexually provocative activities with her male followers and even grabs their private parts. Wow. It's a heavenly experience to have a quality time, even for few seconds, with a god-woman.         Last week I went to Kandivali for some work. I could see huge posters of her satsang. As she was in news for various reasons, I was curious to see her in person, though I considered her followers idiots. I took VIP ticket to her satsang and reached to the 3rd floor of high class people. After some time Aradhe Maa came dancing and ran to the stage hugging-kissing her known ones. I was stunned to see this that all I heard in news was true. She found a new face in the VIPs i.e. me. She came to...

UBER RAPE

        My friend Rohit booked a cab from Gurgaon to Noida at night 1AM. The cab driver was a big fat Haryanwi and had no expression on his face. Rohit was scared of him in the beginning but he made him comfortable by adjusting his seat and pulling the seat belt. Most of the roads were empty and desolated. Rohit fell asleep after 5-10 minutes.         Driver took a sharp left turn and bumped the car on the speed breaker. Rohit jumped from his seat and landed on the driver's lap. Rohit got angry on his rash driving in the beginning, but then he saw he was in an isolated road, people find unsafe at night. He also realised he is on the driver's lap and something was pricking his butt from below. The driver had unzipped his pants and must be preparing for something.         Rohit tried to standup and run from the driver's lap but driver held him and pulled him on his lap. Rohit's pant ...