Deepak Mishra

While travelling to the west, to me the main issue is not saving money, not the white people, not the long journey but the thought of going to the loo. Without using water, we Indians don't get the satisfaction that our ass is clean. I think I am not the only one who find this an issue. I want to share how I managed to shit without water. The Jugaads/workaround we Indians can use to shit in washrooms without water? 1. Wet wipes Carry one wet wipe (max two will be sufficient) whenever you use the washroom. Use tissue papers in the washroom first, then at last use the wet wipe. 2. Mug/Mugga Buy a new mug in India and carry with you to wherever you are travelling. Fill water in the mug from any tap before sitting and use the water the clean your ass. 3. Tissue papers Take 2-3 tissues from the tissue dispenser and put some water on it. At the end use the slightly wet tissue paper like the wet wipes. 4. Use bathroom If you forget all the above in a hurry, don't panic. ...

Today I was feeling very low. I wanted to talk to someone. I could recollect only one person, an old friend Rohit Singh. I didn't have his number. So I took it from another friend and called him. Rohit did not have my number. I said, "I am Deepak. Deepak Mishra." He said, "Oh hi how are you?" But in his voice, I can figure out the curiosity of why I have called him after so long. I asked, "Do you know Biswa Kalyan Rath?" He said yes. I asked, "Do you know the part where he says ' har Hiroshima ka ek Nagasaki hota hai'  (for every Hiroshima there is a Nagasaki). He understood why I called him. He laughed at being called a Nagasaki. I said, "Thank you for existing" and we had a long laugh.

Dragon Ball Super series is going on and it just proved that the series will continue to do the same that it had been doing since Dragon Ball Z. In the tournament of power, Vegeta just got eliminated and Goku has become stronger than Jiren. What the fuck. First Vegeta fails and then Goku wraps up or shines. Frieza Saga, Cell Saga, Buu Saga, Universe 6 Saga (against Hit), now in the Tournament of Power too. So fucking monotonous. If Akira Toriyama can think of so many good villains and plots, why can't he think of a different ending? Dumb Fuck. There were so many good options in the ToP. Only Vegeta and Frieza are shown to be having a wish to the super dragon balls and also all the other universes hated Goku. Goku should have been eliminated before Piccolo and rest of the team could have taken from there. Vegeta and Frieza could have been the last two people left with Jiren at the end of 48 minutes. Jiren need not be overpowered in the ToP but his universe could lose b...

Today Navratri Festival Celebration is creating inconvenience in commute for everyone. Just a few kilometers in Koramangala took about half an hour. Both sides of the road were Garba Dandiya events or shows. Hundreds of cars were parked on either side of the road blocking almost half of the  Ganapathi Temple  road .  People coming for the events were parking their cars slowly blocking the remaining half of the road. Ladies were getting down from autos and cabs very carefully trying not to spoil the fitting and pinning of their sarees and dresses. Many careless girls were adjusting sarees in the middle of the road. There were police everywhere for the security of the ladies in the events from the loafers who came for some eye-candy. Many Jaanbaaz heroes were dancing on the streets here and there ignoring the traffic and trouble they were causing. Many selfish drivers were driving recklessly, even on the other side of the road, as if they are the only one o...

I may be behind time. But after having some illogical arguments with a friend regarding Buu Saga, I watched DBZ Buu Saga for the 5th time and came up with my ranking of strengths of fighters. All other saga where pretty clear, only Buu Saga is complicated. Here goes my analysis. 1. Kid Buu was always toying with everyone till he saw the spirit bomb. 2. Super Buu was warming up with Gotenks for  Gohan . 3. Goku was stronger than Fat Buu fresh out of ball, but he wasn't at the same ease with Kid Buu. 4. When Gotenks timed out inside Buu, Goku told Gohan no need to fuse and turned to base form, means Gohan could fight Buu by himself. That time Buu with Piccolo and 2 Super Saiyan kids should be slightly stronger than Super Buu. This means Gohan might have taken down Super Buu, more easily than Goku or may be Goku couldn't. 5. Buu with Gotenks or  Gohan  made Goku run for fusion means he had no chance and so was  Gohan  when Gotenks was absorbed. 6. Going ...

In DBZ, if the time machine would not have been invented, it would not have been like future Trunks world because Androids were different in both the worlds. In current DBZ world, they are stronger but comparatively less violent. So here it goes. 1.   Trunks would not have come to kill Frieza 2.   Goku would have used instant transmission to come and kill Frieza 3.   Z-fighters would not be rigorously training for Androids but Vegeta would have 4.   Goku would have died of the virus with Dr. Gero unaware of that 5.   Vegeta would have been equally strong 6.   Vegeta would have defeated Android 19 (exactly same) 7.   Piccolo would not have been confident about defeating Android 20 8.   Vegeta would have defeated Android 20 as well 9.   Somehow if Android 16, 17 and 18 would have got unlocked then check that out 10. They would have defeated Z-fighters first time but not kill them 11. Then Piccolo would have merged with Kami 12. Vege...

Problem You have 13 balls identical in size and appearance but 1 is an odd weight (could be either lighter or heavier).  You have a balance to compare the weights on the two sides.  You have only 3 chances to weigh the balls in any combination using the balance. Determine which ball is the odd one and if it's heavier or lighter than the rest. How do you do it? There is an exception in the problem. Find that as well. Solution Divide the balls into 3 groups having 4 balls each and one loner A1, A2, A3, A4 B1, B2, B3, B4 C1, C2, C3, C4 D1 Comparison 1 compare(A1+A2+A3+A4 in left and B1+B2+B3+B4 in right ) If they don't balance, name the side which is heavier as A1, A2, A3, A4 and the side which is lighter as B1, B2, B3, B4             Comparision 2            compare(A1+A2+C1 and A3+A4+B1)            If left is heavier means either A1 or A2 is the heavier ball or B1 is the l...