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Sleeping in OnMobile

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      I was in office (OnMobile) and had no work. I was feeling very sleepy and weak, so I slept being little bit conscious of what is happening around.       Then I realized someone kissing me. Few seconds later again, some else kissed me. Then one by one, every girl in my company came and kissed me. I was completely aware of what is going on but was not able to get up. Even if I could, I would have slept silently, obviously who will miss such an opportunity.       Obviously this happened in my dreams.

Airtel's Fake Court Case by their Recovery Team (21st April 2010)

Background - Got an Airtel Connection and got it disconnected       We (I and my roommates) purchased an Airtel broadband connection with Wi-Fi. The salesman gave the connection and he assured to give us router in 2 days. But we didn’t get the router for 1.5 months. We told them we won’t pay until we get the router. They agreed. But they sent the bill. We didn’t pay. Then daily they used to call and I used to tell them same thing hundreds of time that too from the beginning and they used to agree that it’s their fault and no one will call again but they did call again. This wasn’t enough. They also sent strong muscular men at home to collect the bill who don’t even know English or Hindi and their job was to collect money at any cost not to negotiate. We talked to their executives on phone and tell him everything again from the beginning. Then they sent us a notice that if we don’t pay they will police case. I talked to a girl named Geeta, who we were su...

I Dream of Jeannie

Premise I met her in a wedding. She was so pretty that I couldn’t take my eyes off her cute face. She had a 5feet 6-7inches height, semi long hair, a very fair complexion, big eyes (don’t know the color), small cute nose, pink lips, pink chubby cheeks (maybe makeup). I resisted myself from doing that little Googly Woogly Woosh. She was wearing Salwar and a short sleeveless Kameez, clearly revealing her callipygian curves and the entire shapely length of her legs. She looked like a fairy from paradise or you can say Apsara from Indra Lok. She was a kind of girl anyone will die for. When she got nervous or confused, she used to make faces and bite her nails. She looked so innocent and cute, can’t tell about others but I will surely die for that look. I wished she is always confused and especially if I could keep her confused. I was lost into her completely and it took me an hour to gain myself back from her heavenly beauty. During the reception, she spills something...

Virgin Cupid

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My friend who is a gay :P welcomed me to his gay club Fuck you SOMB I am a love god and want to be a sex god I am just a Virgin Cupid This doesn't mean I am gay