I am a follower of Aradhe Maa too

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First Draft

        I used to wonder how can millions of people be so dumb that they are followers of Taki Sawant Part 2. From the time I found out the reason why they follow Aradhe Maa, even I am a hardcore follower of the godwoman. Aradhe Maa indulges in sexually provocative activities with her male followers and even grabs their private parts. Wow. It's a heavenly experience to have a quality time, even for few seconds, with a god-woman.
        Last week I went to Kandivali for some work. I could see huge posters of her satsang. As she was in news for various reasons, I was curious to see her in person, though I considered her followers idiots. I took VIP ticket to her satsang and reached to the 3rd floor of high class people. After some time Aradhe Maa came dancing and ran to the stage hugging-kissing her known ones. I was stunned to see this that all I heard in news was true. She found a new face in the VIPs i.e. me. She came to me and sat on my lap. She asked my introduction, but before I could say anything she hugged my face and buried it into her breast. I, someway, found my way out to breathe and uttered her name. "Yes, take my name", she gasped and planted a deep kiss for around 10 seconds. Right from that moment I fell in love with Aradhe Maa. That was the most pleasurable moment of my life. Aradhe Maa is so caring and innocent. She is a woman herself and so she might have needs too. Who else will she turn for help, other than her followers?

Later Addition

        The above incident is not true, but I send the link of the First Draft to Aradhe Maa herself for fun. She was so high that day that she could not even recollect that this incident did not even happen and offered me 1 crore rupees just to delete the post. And this way we got funding for our startup awesummly. awesummly

PS: The whole thing is just another Bakchodi while drinking. Aradhe Maa is as pure and pious as Taki Sawant. And we still have no funding.

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