Deepak Mishra

          It was engagement of Amrish Puri’s Daughter. I was alone. I saw many superstars there. I found my favorite Sunny Deol trying not coming to anyone’s notice. I was happy in myself that I am in front of Sunny though he is not recognizing me, obviously, even if he was in my dream. Sunny was with someone, who was not a celebrity.           After sometime Amrish came out of some room and started talking to the Pundit. But Amrish was not like a villain but like a good father. Sunny shouted “ Amrish Puri, mein tujhe zinda nahi chhodunga ” and he with the other person ran to Amrish to attack him. But Amrish’s bodyguard shot hundreds of bullets on Sunny and the other person and they died on the spot.           But other than me and two bodyguards of Amrish, no one else cared that Sunny attacked Amrish or Sunny is dead. One bodyguard said, “ Sunny is my favorite hero bu...

no see no talk no touch no walk no quarrel no fight no wrong no right no love no kiss no mrs no miss no river no hills no date no bills no movie no fun no moon no sun

For people who hate their old managers, actually they will love to take revenge with their managers this way. Kidnap your manager's daughter. Keep her properly and happily with full comfort. Give her every pleasure and everything she asks for. Make her feel at home. Sorry don’t make her feel at home, make it more entertaining and pleasurable if she asks for. Obviously no one gets it at home, so if she asks for it, don’t miss the golden opportunity. Don’t do anything wrong, maintain your dignity. After 2-3 day, leave her home. Her dad will try to kill you. But she will say her dad that you did not even touch her, you are a good boy, etc. He will doubt her daughter, or instead that she fell in love with you. He will think she is hiding for him because how can a motherfucker like you, not do anything to a girl, he kidnapped for 2 days. His doubt will make his life living hell, only his. Better idea: Kidnap his daughter when she is with her father and that too only for an...

Premise             My housemates and I shut off the house lights and household appliances from 8:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. on March 27 to participate in the annual Earth Hour event. We (Murli, Satish and I) went to our terraces. Murli and Satish are school friends. So they told me about their school days fun.             In their school, the girls had separate 2 rows on one side and boys had separate 3 rows on other. But Murli always used to be near or in girls row. He used to eat their Tiffin’s. There was a villainous boy in the school, who used to hate Satish. The boy was fat and was nicknamed Motu. Though he did not had much problem with Murli, but some way I remembered the guy as villain in Murli’s school who hated him too. Dream             In the dream, Murli and I were in same school. He, I and 2 hotties (...

      I was in office (OnMobile) and had no work. I was feeling very sleepy and weak, so I slept being little bit conscious of what is happening around.       Then I realized someone kissing me. Few seconds later again, some else kissed me. Then one by one, every girl in my company came and kissed me. I was completely aware of what is going on but was not able to get up. Even if I could, I would have slept silently, obviously who will miss such an opportunity.       Obviously this happened in my dreams.

Background - Got an Airtel Connection and got it disconnected       We (I and my roommates) purchased an Airtel broadband connection with Wi-Fi. The salesman gave the connection and he assured to give us router in 2 days. But we didn’t get the router for 1.5 months. We told them we won’t pay until we get the router. They agreed. But they sent the bill. We didn’t pay. Then daily they used to call and I used to tell them same thing hundreds of time that too from the beginning and they used to agree that it’s their fault and no one will call again but they did call again. This wasn’t enough. They also sent strong muscular men at home to collect the bill who don’t even know English or Hindi and their job was to collect money at any cost not to negotiate. We talked to their executives on phone and tell him everything again from the beginning. Then they sent us a notice that if we don’t pay they will police case. I talked to a girl named Geeta, who we were su...

Premise I met her in a wedding. She was so pretty that I couldn’t take my eyes off her cute face. She had a 5feet 6-7inches height, semi long hair, a very fair complexion, big eyes (don’t know the color), small cute nose, pink lips, pink chubby cheeks (maybe makeup). I resisted myself from doing that little Googly Woogly Woosh. She was wearing Salwar and a short sleeveless Kameez, clearly revealing her callipygian curves and the entire shapely length of her legs. She looked like a fairy from paradise or you can say Apsara from Indra Lok. She was a kind of girl anyone will die for. When she got nervous or confused, she used to make faces and bite her nails. She looked so innocent and cute, can’t tell about others but I will surely die for that look. I wished she is always confused and especially if I could keep her confused. I was lost into her completely and it took me an hour to gain myself back from her heavenly beauty. During the reception, she spills something...

My friend who is a gay :P welcomed me to his gay club Fuck you SOMB I am a love god and want to be a sex god I am just a Virgin Cupid This doesn't mean I am gay

Required a Driver for my Karizma ZMR Eligibility: If Boy 2 Wheeler Driving License Minimum 3 years experience on bikes Minimum 1 year experience on Karizma or Pulsor bikes If Girl Beautiful In shape No experience required No license required Preferably single I will myself learn to ride, for her

What’s wrong in trying on or chasing a beautiful girl? If I won’t, someone else will. So, why shouldn’t I? Being with me is actually good for girls too. Every girl, I am with, are safe with me from other boys. All the boys who like the girls, I am seen with, stop chasing them as long as I am there with them. After we broke up, the girls are back in demand. I come in girls' life to boost their confidence and once they become confident, they become confident enough to dump me.

I was so fucking happy till 18th April 2009. I fucked myself up on fucking 19th the fucking Sunday. I became so fucking retard that I fucked my fucking friends for next fucking 4-5 weeks. During that fucking period, it fucking happened that I fucking got a fucking opportunity to fucking rectify the fucking blunder that fucking happened that fucking Sunday and also I fucking looked the fucking best that fucking day. But that fucking opportunity fucking turned into another fucking blunder which fucking made it fucking worse which is fucking still not fucking repaired. Then next fucking 3-4 weeks I fucked myself up in getting my fucking friends back to fucking normal with me. I fucking am still fucking trying to fucking restore my fucking friendships back. And I can fucking say that my fucking friends fucking know me so fucking well and fucking like me so much that they have fucking forgiven me, except one, no two, fuck three, fuck four, what the fuck. On fucking 6th July, I joined my fuc...

Always I believed that I will do wonders and wonders I wonder what happened I did blunders and blunders It seems disasters and I always go hand in hand Every happening get twisted by magic wand I know someday even my time will come Only I will speak and all others will be mum

A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!" The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "And that woman was my mother!" - The crowd burst into laughter and delivered the rest of his talk, which went over quite well. The next week, the pastor decided he'd give this humor thing a try, and use that joke in his sermon. As he surely approached the pulpit that sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It suddenly seemed a bit foggy to him. Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woman that was not my wife!" The congregation inhaled hal...

A distrait dogmatic virulent vitriolic vociferous whimsical farcical boorish cacopygian bitch These are still not enough to vituperate any girl. After all, they are species with brain having a paired ganglia in the head end and consisting of about 250,000 brain cells. And if these lines are not understood by girls, my point is proved.

FUCK a girl just once and she will happily LOVE you for the rest of your life and LOVE a girl just once and she will FUCK your life forever

My dear friend CP is honored with the most talented speaker in the whole world, and that too in the form of his dearest GF, a GF who speaks faster than AC frequency. The poor little boy used to come home and fall flat on the bed ( with his shoes on ) and seemed as if he had come after battling 3rd world war.

I was fine before you walked into my world I met you and my life became so curled twisted and whirled I loved you so much believing you as my fate I realize it now that it was the hell's gate I don't know loving you what have I got I just know right now I hate you a lot I hate your hair, your clothes, I hate your style I hate your humor, your voice, I hate your smile I hate to see you because the more I see you, the more I think of you I hate to see everything that belongs to you because they just remind me of you I hate you when you don’t even care to talk at me I hate you when you ignore the stupid me I hate you when I wake up in the morning because you are the first thing on my mind I hate you when I go to bed at night because you are in my dreams every time I hate you when I’m feeling lonely and you not there I hate you when you’re sad and don't share I hate you because you don’t know how much I love you I hate you because the truth is that I can’t ha...

Don't worry won't mind you. Just wanna remind you. There is a person in this part of town who sometimes feel lonely. His heart beats and mind wonders for one damsel only.

I'm sorry - I was wrong Too often we don't realize What we have until it is gone Too often we wait too late to say "I'm sorry - I was wrong." Sometimes it seems we hurt the ones We hold dearest to our hearts And we allow foolish things To tear our lives apart. Far too many times we let Unimportant things into our mind And then it's usually too late To see what made us blind. So be sure that you let people know How much they mean to you Take that time to say the words Before your time is through. Be sure that you appreciate Everything you've got And be thankful for the little things in life that mean a lot.

ONLY 3 things I want to tell you 1. You very well know how much I am hurt When you don’t talk to me, I am hurt When you don’t reply my SMS, I am hurt When you don’t pick my calls, I am hurt When you don’t call back after missed calls, I am hurt When I had to think to call you, I am hurt When you are online and don’t ping me, I am hurt When your phone is busy, I am hurt When I see you sad on phone, I am hurt When I see you happy on phone, I am hurt When you are sad and I can’t help, I am hurt When you are happy and don’t share with me, I am hurt When you are sad and because of me, I am hurt When you are happy and because of someone else (you know who), I am hurt When you talk about someone else, I am hurt When you don’t talk about someone else, I am hurt When you say thanks, I am hurt When you say sorry, I am hurt When you say sorry if I hurt you, I am hurt When you hurt me, I am hurt When I hurt you, I am hurt 2. You are a bad friend too I never needed to thin...

How did I start this song any way When my heart was filled with dismay When I could not take this everyday When I just wanted to run away To suppress my feelings I had some Rum My feet got heavy, my eyes got numb I was hurt and I was sad, I felt so dumb Fuck you people, here I come All the Fears and all the tears were gone It felt as if I was a new Spawn Wanted to have fun, wanted to be moron My name is Khan and the game was ON Now I am loving to sing this song Somewhere I really don't belong Meeting new strange faces along This journey is going to be very long