Vituperate

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A distrait dogmatic virulent vitriolic vociferous whimsical farcical boorish cacopygian bitch
These are still not enough to vituperate any girl.
After all, they are species with brain having a paired ganglia in the head end and consisting of about 250,000 brain cells.

And if these lines are not understood by girls, my point is proved.

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