Just a conversation with someone special

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Day before yesterday I was talking to love of my life Aiesha on phone. She is not my girlfriend, not even my ex. But I adore her. She is married now for more than 2 years and is supporting her parents financially. Since few weeks she is asking me to refer her somewhere for job. Her salary is pretty low to support her parents and do regular (weekly) shopping. Her husband supports his parents. Even if they hang out, they do Dutch. WTF. Even on Valentine’s day the (married) couple shared. She is the girl for who I wrote my previous posts I hate you and I am hurt.
She asked me to find a job for her abroad, as she knows I want the same for myself.  The passive voice sucks. Though I don’t remember the exact words in the conversation but I will use the intent. And just for information, Aiesha is the same girl for who I wrote one of my previous posts "I am hurt".

Aiesha, what you doing?

I am getting bored at home. Nothing to do. Gaurav (her husband) had gone out with his friends. Since morning I am alone at home.

How is your job hunt going?

Not able to find anything good. I need a good package.

Modi won the election and stock market jumped above 25k. Now the market will gain.

Deepak, you can find a job in US still, right? There is lot of scope outside for you. You can go to US with a good job there. Then you can find a good job for me too. I will come there as well. I need a job in higher currency. I want to visit places in US as well.

OK. So this means you will be coming to US alone or (pause) Gaurav will come too.

I will come alone.

Awesome. Now I have some motivation to go abroad.

Don’t get ambitious. I won’t live with you.

So what? You will be living in the neighborhood, right?

Yes.

 We will have breakfast together, have lunch and dinner together, visit places together, drink and smoke together as well. Correct?

Yes.

Then why do I need to get married.

There are more than these, people get married for.

(Long silence) Hmm. Why do I need to get married for things that money can buy?

Idiot. I did not mean that.

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