Sutta Chronicles

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        I was with an Investor in businesses - that's what he told us. We were smoking in the balcony. When we were about to finish my friend came in. He lit another cigarette and shared it with me. When that was about to finish, another person, who was into marketing came in. He and the investor lit another cigarette. When the marketing guy offered me to share, I took it.
        My Friend got surprised and said, Don't smoke too much? CIGARETTE KILLS
        I replied showing my gratitude to the marketing guy, LET'S DIE TOGETHER
        Investor offered my friend his cigarette and said, LE MAR
        The lines Le Mar and Let's die together became the part of every smoking sessions throughout the weekend in Lean Startup Machine Workshop.
Location: Gurgaon, Haryana, India

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